i hate my Work

Name: Mrs. Ingleton
Location: Who Gives A Fuck!!!
Occupation: Wage Slavery

HELLO I HATE MY WORK & ALL OF THE LOVELY PEOPLE WHO TAKE OUT THEIR DAILY FRUSTRATIONS ON IT’S WONDERFULLY DECORATED WEB PAGES. OUT OF MY DEEPLY ABIDING LOVE FOR THIS WEBSITE, I’D LIKE TO SHARE A LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LIST OF PEOPLE & THINGS, REAL AND FICTIONAL, THAT I’D LIKE TO SEE NAKED BEFORE MY 101ST BIRTHDAY. Deep Breath… OKAY HERE IT GOES.

Ash- NAKED!!!
Brock- NAKED!!!
Misty- NAKED!!!
Pickachu- NAKED!!!
Max- ¼ NAKED!!!
Emmy- NAKED!!!
Jigglypuff- NAKED!!!
Hitler- NAKED!!!
Stalin- NAKED!!!
Sadaam Hussein- NAKED!!!
Dora The Explorer- CLOTTHED…
Dick Cheney- ?????!!!
All 20 Of My Neighbors (Human or Not)- FUCK YES NAKED!!!
My Imaginary Childhood Friend- ½ NAKED!!!
Bernard Madoff- 3 ¼ NAKED!!!
Cinderella- NAKED!!!
Simba- CLOTHED…
My Shadow- CLOTHED… or NAKED!!!
My X Alligator Friend (Now buried in my backyard)- CLOTHED… or NAKED!!!
The Pine tree in my front yard- NAKED!!!
My chauvinistic male boss- DISMEMBERED!!!! THEN NAKED!!!
My Dog- SHAVED…(Which is pretty much naked)
My Cat- MORE SHAVED THAN MY DOG!!!!
My Fish- FRIED IN A COOKING PAN THEN IN MY MOUTH!!!!
My Wife’s Vagina- SAME AS MY FISH!!!!
My Vagina- BAKED, SIMMERD TO A CRISP, DELECTABLEY SEASONED THEN IN MY WIFE’S MOUTH!!!!
All of Congress (Democrat, Republican, Independent, or Green)- NAKED IN A PIT FULL OF SNAKES & CARNIVOROUS PENISES!!!
My Preschool Teachers (Male, Female, Human, & Non-human)- ROASTING IN AN OVEN NAKED!!!
My Elementary School’s Principle- DANCING NAKED!!!
My Kindergarten Teacher- NAKED!!!
My 1st Grade Teacher- NAKED!!!
My 2nd Grade Teacher- NAKED!!!
My 3rd Grade Teacher- NAKED!!!
My 4th Grade Teacher- NAKED!!!
My 5th Grade Teacher- NAKED!!!
My Middle School’s Necrophiliac Principle- NAKED & DEAD… ON MY FRONT PORCH!!!
My 6th Grade Teachers- CLOTHED…
My 7th Grade Teachers- CLOTHED…
My 8th Grade Teachers- CLOTHED…
My High School’s Even More Necrophiliac Principle- NEXT TO ME IN MY GRAVE… NAKED!!!
Donald Duck- NAKED!!!
My 9th Grade Teachers- CLOTHED… or NAKED!!!
Mickey Mouse- CLOTHED…
My 10th Grade Teachers- CLOTHED… or NAKED!!!
Goofy- NAKED!!!
My 11th Grade Teachers- ASSFUCKED THEN NAKED!!!
Minnie Mouse- CLOTHED…
My 12th Grade Teachers- NAKED!!!
My Freshmen College Professors- CLOTHED… or NAKED!!!
My Sophomore  College Professors- CLOTHED, ASSFUCKED THEN NAKED, OR NAKED!!!
My Junior College Professors- JUST PLAIN NAKED (NO CLOTHES OR PREVIOUS ASSFUCKING)
My Senior College Professors- DEAD, NAKED, & ASSFUCKED IN A SHITHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tiger Woods- CLOTHED…
Myself- UNDECIDED…
You- YES YOU!!! YOU FAT, OR SKINNY, PIECE OF SHIT SITTING AT A COMPUTER WITH NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR FREE TIME EXCEPT BITCH AT YOUR BOSS ON THIS WONDERFULLY DECORATED BUT PIQAINTLY VULGAR WEBSITE!!! CLOTHED…& ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay I Hate My Work. I’m done; Hope you guys like it!


Oh yea, and if you want to audition for my next list or know somebody else who wants to  email me some pictures at careline@bp.com


Love Mrs. Ingleton

I feel like my job is a windowless, no down time jail with people who have power complexes or fat ass complexes around me. There actually are actually no windows actually. I wish I had the army mans job above .... sweeping leaves.

i been working at my job for less than a week, and i already hate it. WTF. its tiring, its retail. people are rude as shit, i had better fun working fast food back in high school, im paid mimnum wage to put up with this bullshit working all damn day 8 hours, FUCK the bull shit, there a bunch of sadity women, well most of them, i hate it. i really fuckin do. but i refuse to quit

I hate my job! I hate the people I am working with. Lazy, selffish, bitching each others and like to play back stabbing everyday! My manager is completely useless and careless. I work so hard everyday, stay overtime to help others, but i never been appreciated. I always achieved my goals, but the awards always go to that sweet talker, Bitch. Fuck you, fuck those idiots! These words still can not express my hate.

I am right now at one of the most stupid companies in the world!

The bitching is unbelievable.  One hint: its a car manufacturer....they suck the soul out of their employees and i fucking hate the workplace and how they scam other companies to make a profit.

Companies like these deserve to burn in hell.

My boss is a stupid cunt that should get shot or strangled, because he abuses people, screams at us and leaves at 5 p.m. even if we have to work until 10 p.m.  I hope he gets what he deserves.

SERIOUSLLY I WORKED IN A CALL CENTER AND FUCKIN HATED IT SO AFTER 12 INTERVEIWS I FINALLY GOT A JOB TO B TLD I WILL WORK EVERY FUCKIN SATURDAY .... I AM A FRIDAY GAL U NO LOL. NI IM STUCK WORKIN AT THE WEEKEND N IT FUCKIN SUCKS AND IF IM WORKIN OVER CRIMBO WELL ILL TELL THEM TO SHOVE THERE JOB UP THEIR FUCKIN HOLES

My pay is crap. Fucking leaches take 25% of my paycheck for doing absolutely nothing,but piggyback off my work, and pretend to train me.

FUCK YOU!  You treat me like a illegal immigrant, completely expendable.  I hope your company goes bankrupt and you get finned to all hell and heavens, for your slave trade business.  I want to burn the mother fucking building down with my tax invoice inside.

I have no job security. My boss should not be allowed to run a fucking washing machine let alone be in charge of me.  She asks me to do the most rediculous things, she is unorganized and as a result makes me unorganized.  

Without me she would be a wreak. She is fucking retarded and does no work, but always seems to be busy.  I have three bosses, but spend most of my time with her because she is incapable of running her work smoothly as the other two do.

I love what I do, I just hate working with you.

SO FUCK OFF!

WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF THIS SITE..STOP RANTING!

I hate my fking Job! Work al day! work at yr best! dont take leave! and still thay treat you like shit! move you around! and still thay ahve the fking audacity to say you do no workj ! FKing basterrds thay come here and think thay are something ! Treat the rest like shit! and as for the ppl i work with ! all are basterd 2faced asswipes! 1st to sucjk up to the boss ! when he turns his back thay cuddle up to you, Swines!
I hate working there! i cant wait for the day i leave!

I work at a call center where i have the same conversation 150+ times a day. Realy! they make report how many i do each day. next month I will have worked there for a year. a whole year of my life repeating the same useless bull shit, I hate the sound of my voice and my own name because i have to hear myself that much. I used to be quite social but I have started to avoid people and spend most of my time alone. 99% of the human race is retarded and i have to explain how to order things online to them. If you cant fill out an order form go kill yourself . just put the barrel in your mouth and pull the trigger. I have been actively looking for new work for 6 months with no luck. I just want to leave my shitty apartment and all my crap behind , chose a direction and start walking never to return to the mind numbing monotony. at least being a vagrant would be interesting.