i hate my Work

Name: Mrs. Ingleton
Location: Who Gives A Fuck!!!
Occupation: Wage Slavery

HELLO I HATE MY WORK & ALL OF THE LOVELY PEOPLE WHO TAKE OUT THEIR DAILY FRUSTRATIONS ON IT’S WONDERFULLY DECORATED WEB PAGES. OUT OF MY DEEPLY ABIDING LOVE FOR THIS WEBSITE, I’D LIKE TO SHARE A LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LIST OF PEOPLE & THINGS, REAL AND FICTIONAL, THAT I’D LIKE TO SEE NAKED BEFORE MY 101ST BIRTHDAY. Deep Breath… OKAY HERE IT GOES.

Ash- NAKED!!!
Brock- NAKED!!!
Misty- NAKED!!!
Pickachu- NAKED!!!
Max- ¼ NAKED!!!
Emmy- NAKED!!!
Jigglypuff- NAKED!!!
Hitler- NAKED!!!
Stalin- NAKED!!!
Sadaam Hussein- NAKED!!!
Dora The Explorer- CLOTTHED…
Dick Cheney- ?????!!!
All 20 Of My Neighbors (Human or Not)- FUCK YES NAKED!!!
My Imaginary Childhood Friend- ½ NAKED!!!
Bernard Madoff- 3 ¼ NAKED!!!
Cinderella- NAKED!!!
Simba- CLOTHED…
My Shadow- CLOTHED… or NAKED!!!
My X Alligator Friend (Now buried in my backyard)- CLOTHED… or NAKED!!!
The Pine tree in my front yard- NAKED!!!
My chauvinistic male boss- DISMEMBERED!!!! THEN NAKED!!!
My Dog- SHAVED…(Which is pretty much naked)
My Cat- MORE SHAVED THAN MY DOG!!!!
My Fish- FRIED IN A COOKING PAN THEN IN MY MOUTH!!!!
My Wife’s Vagina- SAME AS MY FISH!!!!
My Vagina- BAKED, SIMMERD TO A CRISP, DELECTABLEY SEASONED THEN IN MY WIFE’S MOUTH!!!!
All of Congress (Democrat, Republican, Independent, or Green)- NAKED IN A PIT FULL OF SNAKES & CARNIVOROUS PENISES!!!
My Preschool Teachers (Male, Female, Human, & Non-human)- ROASTING IN AN OVEN NAKED!!!
My Elementary School’s Principle- DANCING NAKED!!!
My Kindergarten Teacher- NAKED!!!
My 1st Grade Teacher- NAKED!!!
My 2nd Grade Teacher- NAKED!!!
My 3rd Grade Teacher- NAKED!!!
My 4th Grade Teacher- NAKED!!!
My 5th Grade Teacher- NAKED!!!
My Middle School’s Necrophiliac Principle- NAKED & DEAD… ON MY FRONT PORCH!!!
My 6th Grade Teachers- CLOTHED…
My 7th Grade Teachers- CLOTHED…
My 8th Grade Teachers- CLOTHED…
My High School’s Even More Necrophiliac Principle- NEXT TO ME IN MY GRAVE… NAKED!!!
Donald Duck- NAKED!!!
My 9th Grade Teachers- CLOTHED… or NAKED!!!
Mickey Mouse- CLOTHED…
My 10th Grade Teachers- CLOTHED… or NAKED!!!
Goofy- NAKED!!!
My 11th Grade Teachers- ASSFUCKED THEN NAKED!!!
Minnie Mouse- CLOTHED…
My 12th Grade Teachers- NAKED!!!
My Freshmen College Professors- CLOTHED… or NAKED!!!
My Sophomore  College Professors- CLOTHED, ASSFUCKED THEN NAKED, OR NAKED!!!
My Junior College Professors- JUST PLAIN NAKED (NO CLOTHES OR PREVIOUS ASSFUCKING)
My Senior College Professors- DEAD, NAKED, & ASSFUCKED IN A SHITHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tiger Woods- CLOTHED…
Myself- UNDECIDED…
You- YES YOU!!! YOU FAT, OR SKINNY, PIECE OF SHIT SITTING AT A COMPUTER WITH NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR FREE TIME EXCEPT BITCH AT YOUR BOSS ON THIS WONDERFULLY DECORATED BUT PIQAINTLY VULGAR WEBSITE!!! CLOTHED…& ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay I Hate My Work. I’m done; Hope you guys like it!


Oh yea, and if you want to audition for my next list or know somebody else who wants to  email me some pictures at careline@bp.com


Love Mrs. Ingleton